Kenangan gw di SMPN 1 Ciomas

Gw masih inget pas gw di SMPN 1 (ciomas) gw dulu adalah seorang ketua kelas yang aneh, suka teriak teriak gak jelas, suka ngatur ngatur gak jelas dan lain-lain

salah satu yang paling membekas di hati gw tuh pas gw berada di ruang BK (bimbingan konseling)

ini adalah salah satu yang unik dari SMPN 1 Ciomas ini:
jadi kalo si SMPN 4 ada Pelajaran Ipa, di SMPN 1 Ciomas juga ada
Kalo di SMPN 4 ada pelajaran Olahraga, di SMPN 1 Ciomas juga ada
Kalo di SMPN 4 ada trio lekong, di SMPN 1 Ciomas aman aman saja
Kalo di SMPN 4 gak ada pelajaran Bimbingan Konseling di SMPN 1 Ciomas ada

ini yang unik.....ada gitu pelajaran BK?? aneh cuy....
emang aneh sih tapi lumayan bermanfaat, gw jadi tau kalo nendang selangkangan itu nggak baek(ya iyalah)

Lupakan
jadi saat itu gw lagi mao manggil guru BK, karena gw mo ngajak dia maen bola
ya nggak lah.... gw manggil dia karena emang jam pelajarannya udah masuk
sebagai ketua kelas yang rajin, baik hati, dan seperti tai.
gw manggil tuh guru, gw pergi ke ruang BK yang lumayan jauh dari kelas gw sendirian

pas gw nyampe di ruang BK gw bilang ke guru yang ada:

ANJ*NG MANA SETORANNYA?? GAK ADA??? PENGEN GW CUBIT LO HA?

setelah itu gw dipindahkan ke SMPN 4 Bogor
ralat
gw tentunya nanya dimana bu lilis(Guru BK gw) dimana
ini percakapan yg gw inget

Gw : Permisi Ibu, Bu Lilisnya ada tidak?(sambil senyum senyum najong)
GI(guru itu):Ada kok sebentar ya lagi mau beri tugas buat kelasnya, kamu duduk dulu aja
Kamu kesini disuruh siapa?
Gw :(Duduk + Heran) Sendiri

Gw udah ngerasa bingung disini pas tuh guru bilang
"Lagi mau beri tugas buat kelasnya"
setau gw abis ini dia ngajar di kelas gw tapi dia mo beri tugas buat kelasnya, yang mana?
udah gw duduk aja terus di situ, gw nungguin sambil baca, ngupil, baca, ngupil, terus ampe kiamat, gw nungguin tuh guru ampe gw liat jam
ternyata gw udah nungguin 20 menitan lebih

Gw langsung nyadar kalo pelajaran tuh guru udah lewat 20 menit padahal belajarnya cuma 60 menit berarti nanti gw cuma belajar 40 Menit...gawat ini gak bisa dibiarkan. gw harus melakukan sesuatu,gw nanti bisa ketinggalan pelajaran, nanti pas ulangan bisa berabe
INI GAK BOLEH DIBIARKAN(sori histeris maklum dulu gw termasuk anak yang rajin)

akhirnya gw udah nunggu tuh guru selama 30 menit
gak sabar akhirnya gw buka mulut ke guru itu

Gw: bu ini saya dari kelas 7-1....
GI: iya dari 7-4 kan?

gw udah ngerasa aneh disini tapi apa mau dikata gw gak bisa ngomong apa apa lagi semua ketahan di tenggorokan.
kenapa? soalnya kalo kita salah ngomong(baca: ngomong kata kata kasar) di depan guru(apalagi guru BK)
bisa saja kita tiba-tiba di terkam, terus di lempar ke atas, dan pas nyampe permukaan tanah kita udah jadi serpihan halus hiii
next
jadi gw akhirnya udah nunggu selama 50 menit,hingga akhirnya tuh guru nanya ke gw

GI : Kamu ada masalah apa di panggil ke sini?
Gw : (Kaget)

MASALAH????
gw punya MASALAH????
satu satunya masalah gw itu cuma pernah nyorat nyoret muka Presiden
itu doang

Gw: Tapi bu saya ke sini mau manggil bu Lilis
GI : Ohh........(ngakak) Bu Lilis mah udah ke sana dari tadi

Fuc*ing Sh*t

jadi gw duduk duduk di sini 50 menit cuma buat ngupil doang?
Fuc*ing Sh*t emang
udah pas gw balik ke kelas emang tuh guru lagi ngajar di kelas gw
damn it. pas gw masuk langsung di interogasi ma tuh guru

Bu Lilis :eh Uliii kamu dari mana aja kok baru masuk
Gw : Biasa bu ngupil dulu di ruang BK
Bu Lilis :????

biar dah lumayan nambahin Exp (experience/pengalaman/huga mugga)
ini cuma satu dari sekian banyak cerita gw yang ada mungkin lain kali bakal gw ceritain yang lain. walaupun gw di SMPN 1 Ciomas cuma 1 Semester, tapi pengalaman yang gw dapet sama banyaknya kayak di SMPN 4....

Pesan moral : Ngomong mah Ngomong aja jangan takut daripada waktu lu abis cuma buat ngupil doang
rugi....

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